February 2012
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How to have awesome gay buttsex according to...
motherfuckinglucifer:
deanplease:
1) Be a guy.
2) Find your brother.
3) Get all angsty about whether or not you should have anal sex, because you’re brothers. This will make the ensuing buttsex more awesome.
4) Get drunk, sex-pollened, cursed, or turned on by a shapeshifter that looks just like your brother.
5) Look at your brother. Now look at the floor. Now back to your brother.
6)...
I GAVE THAT BITCH A DOOMTRAIN
belformas:
BITCHES LOVE DOOMTRAIN
My 'Shipping' Classifications
Float: I guess I can see it happening.
Paddle: I can see it, doesn't mean I care for it a whole lot.
Row: It's cool.
Boat: I like it, I just don't give it much thought.
Ship: I like it and talk freely about it. Head canons will form.
Cruise: I read fanfics of it and really like it, and I have a few pictures of it.
Freight liner: I REALLY love this pairing okay. Just..let me be with my porn.
Aircraft carrier: OTP rhgbjkrthg.
The Titanic: /gross sobbing
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If Firefly was on CW it would have run for 10...
misha-bawlins:
The little channel that knows better to hold on to their good shows.
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I think that people forget that condoms protect you from more than just pregnancy.
And there is no morning after pill for HIV.
ACTUALLY THERE IS.
It’s called post exposure prophylaxis.
http://www.who.int/hiv/topics/prophylaxis/en/
If you’ve had unprotected sex and are afraid of possibly being at risk for HIV, please go to the emergency room and ask about POST EXPOSURE PROPHYLAXIS.
Works...
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